'But first, Coffee' by Bora Akinciturk at ≈ 5, Cologne

Rolling up a €10 bill to snort a €5 line of yellow powder to feel more awake for 20 minutes

Shaky hands pouring coffee into a mug with the phrase I hate Mondays inscribed on the side 

The shakes kinda aid in faster typing clackclackclack 

Mother of dragons, normal people scare me 

I was a chainsmoker but I quit, my body is a temple 

>>>> Insert unintelligible body_without_organz Deleuzian quote here >>>>

@athousandfratbros, you win some you leuze some, and so on 

percept, affect - baby yoga, yoga with goats

Russian roulette yoga one of the mats lays over a trap door 

You fall into a pile of those soggy replacement paper straws that everyone hates

Waiting to fight you is your co-worker from the HR department

She lists off all the times she saw you taking Club Mates from the communal fridge

I mean yeah they’re for you guys but you’re really taking advantage of this company’s generosity and I think

it’s time we let you go 

Made by You the original special 

Son, there comes a time in every man’s life when he starts finding images of people wearing t-shirts with misspelled, nonsensical English phrases on them hilarious. Yours will come soon. You’ll feel inclined to share these images with friends, as the ultimate way to form emotional bonds. Do this as much as possible, it’s all you’ll have, there is nothing more. 

— Christina Gigliotti